How to make your asian girlfriend eternally happy
Add comment November 20th, 2006
This has been a very popular page on my old blog, and I thought I’d post it here too. While it’s presented as humour, it’s often true, depending (of course) on the asian girl you’re with. Be warned.
- Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two rule follows.
- Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it.

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